October 2011
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September 2011
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Sep 30th
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tomahok: okay here it is dont make fun of my english okay IM GERMAN
Sep 30th
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tomahok: this is just too beautiful  :$
Sep 30th
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The new season of The Real World
Friend: Have you watched the season premiere of The Real World? Me: No not yet! Friend: Wait until you see Zach! He is such a babe! So many things I would do to him. You will just die when you see him! Me: … Haha… yea… And now having watched it, I’m sitting here like: Team Sam.
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Laughing At My Nightmare!: Perfect timing. →
laughingatmynightmare: A few weeks ago, I was nominated to serve on my college’s discipline review committee. This committee is made up of a few students, a few professors, and a few faculty members. Basically, when a student fucks up big time and is facing a suspension or large fine for whatever they did, the student… READ THIS
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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mandarkslab: Look for the girl with a broken smile. ask her if she wants to stay a while.
Sep 29th
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pssuy: studies show 1 in every 2 teenagers is actually a pelican
Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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tomahok: spinach is so good its green and delicious like shreks dick
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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tomahok: zombiezeromotion: psychotchi: rosey-so-silly: janboree: yakmascara: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY? oH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHA I feel ashamed to be German right now… D8 oh god I’m dying from embarrassment OTL right now I will just stick to my russian heritage for that reason and deny that I’m german LMAO And I’m wondering if I would be worse… i hate everyone on this stupid website...
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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FUCK YOU TUMBLR APP
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING YOU COCKSUCKING FUCK. EVERYTIME I ACCIDENTALLY CLICK SOMETHING I HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO LOAD THEN WHEN I CLICK BACK TO DASHBOARD YOU CLOSE THE APP ENTIRELY AND I HAVE TO GO BACK FROM THE BEGINNING BECAUSE I LOSE MY SPOT. FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR FACE FUCK EVERYONE YOU’VE EVER LOVED I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU
Sep 26th
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omg I suddenly feel like a dinosaur in heat.
Sep 26th
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mom: what kind of person names their child "gay supporter"?
me: mom i said gabe saporta.
Sep 26th
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The minute you get home from school...
whereareallthesourpatchparents: The minute you get home from school…
Sep 26th
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dimestorepoet: there are no raindrops on roses or girls in white dresses just sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Sep 26th
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