stop crying to the ocean.
No You Shut Up
Leaning Tower of Pisa lipstick case, ca. 1950. Louis Nichilo
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
deep sea bears
breaking bad writers room
"okay. no matter what we do, people seem to see walt as a good guy. what can we do to fix this"
"how about… walt threatens to eat a baby"
"and he does it…"
"at a chuck e. cheese"
"during a child’s birthday"
months later, on a breaking bad fan forum
centaurfan5501 said: “can’t believe skyler wouldn’t let walt eat that baby during a birthday at the chuck e. cheese”
mustardhomecrafter said: “yeah what the fuck is her problem”
ok so we have a cemetery fandom, so now let’s start a horror/halloween food fandom! :)
ugh now i’m thinking about all the dumb shit things boys/men have said to me over the years
i remember in grade eight art class, the boy sitting next to me was like “UGH! why do you have hair on your arms!”
i was so embarrassed and confused
and i still think about that, almost every day
then when i had my first retail job, i was 17 and this grown ass 30 year old co-worker asked me to give him a ride home after work and as i was driving his dumb ass he says to me
"you would be more attractive if you shaved your arms"
so i started shaving my arms. not because i wanted to be attractive in his eyes, but because i wanted the comments to stop
at the same retail job, another 30-something year old grown ass man telling me “you’re wearing too much blush today, you shouldn’t do that”
and so i never wore blush to that job again
fuck them all
if i could go back in time as me now i would spit in their faces
being a brown girl, i have naturally thick/bigger eyebrows
growing up that was uncool. if you didnt tweeze to death you were made fun of.
i never understood it because i thought my eyebrows just suited my face better. why would i have eyebrows if i was meant to tweeze them out…
i remember when i was like, 12, this guy i was friends with was like “yea me and [other male friend] were talking about how big your eyebrows are”
and i remember feeling really sad and self conscious about it
the “in” thing is to “fill in your eyebrows! don’t tweeze! thick eyebrows are in! if you dont have big thick natural eyebrows, your eyebrow game is weak! THICK THICK THICK BIG BIG BIG”
and everyone is filling them in and whatnot
just what the fuck.
fuck all yall, fuck everything